My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Walmart
*phone rings*
“hello”
“hi! is your refrigerator running”
“yes it is”
“mine is as well! can’t wait to see your fridge at the race tomorrow”
Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches.
― (via another-troubled-soul)